Pull Up At The Ritz Carlton: Donald Trump Alleged Russian Romp Fuels Hilarious Golden Shower Twitter Eruption

Plies isn't the only one who has done some seedy things at the Ritz-Carlton I see!

Some political skeptics seem to think that they may have found the missing link between Trump and Russia this week. In an on-going witch hunt to uncover what unsavory information Putin and friends might have on president-elect Donald Trump that has him playing nice with the dictator, some hilariously tainted claims have emerged.

A totally unverified 35-page report was published on Tuesday by Buzzfeed that claims the Don paid a large sum of money to Russian prostitutes at a Moscow Ritz-Carlton to perform a "golden shower show" on a bed that the Obama's had previously slept in.

Whether it's true or not, mattered very little as twitter erupted in jokes very shortly after.

 

And possibly the funniest of them all.

Which was quickly shot down by the Pied Piper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read the full unverified report here!

Written by Shannon

Shannon is a relationship blogger, pop culture geek, sneakerhead and social media superhero. Follow her on all over the social mediasphere (Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Instagram) @invadingmars or via her website invadingmars.com

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